Blogpost # M. 186 BROMANCE AND MUSK IN THE AIR

The compelling physical attractiveness of the animalistic scent of musk seems to have been a distraction to Donald Trump from his passionate bromance with Vladimir Putin and introduced a new inamorata, in the name of Elon Musk, Trump has never been an agnostic when it comes to the worship of wealth and Elon is credited with being the Planet’s richest dude.

A musky analogous, offal-like odor of the muskrat and the musk deer seems to have enraptured the orange egomaniac to the extraordinary degree that the apocryphal Samson fell hands over scandals for Delilah, It took the Biblical Delilia merely a haircut to enslave the strongman and it took merely the financing of Trump’s election and Elon’s financial standing, to enrapture Donald. Such passion is so intense as to be purportedly irresistible as the content of musk in men’s colognes. [N.B.: the muskrat is a rodent found in wild, wet habitats and the musk deer is a small animal, living in mountainous areas of the globe; both have glands that emit the putrid bodily scent of musk, used in the manufacture of Men’s colognes].

Donald J. Trump has apparently succumbed to the financial phenomes of Elon Musk to the extent that he has virtually camped out at Mar-a-Lago and has had the privilege of mutually morphing into the rare anomaly of conjoined twins; to the remarkable extent that Donald Trump has, uncharacteristically, acceded to Elon’s recommendations. Many Republicans, notably the devout worshippers of the autocratic-leaning orange Deity have expressed dismay at the empirical existence of a “dual Presidency,”

It is our considered opinion that this hot “bromance” will cool off very soon because of the nuanced clash of egos and the “bunk mate” relationship will, before long, disintegrate; our reasons are motivated by their common follows\

(1) Each of the two are egotistic and ultimately unwilling to share the limelight\

(2) Since both are headstrong egotists, differences in opinion are not tolerated.

(3) Both are irrationally impulsive and neurotically sensitive and unforgiving.

(4) The parties share the adolescent trait of impulsiveness and personal lack of control.

When we apply the above observed neurotic traits to the empirical response to their observed fundamental differences regarding: Trump’s stated mantra, “Drill baby Drill,” and his firm opposition to environmental responsibility (including withdrawal from the Paris Accords). with Musk’s existential support use of electric vehicles and salutary environmental policies including opposition to carbon caused, global warming, Musk’s intentions concerning China’s leadership in the production of his manufacture and distribution of electric automobiles, and by contrast, Trump’s angry declarations regarding doing business with Red China, including his support of Chinese tariffs, together with their mutually neurotic need for the sole spotlight, we can empirically anticipate the ultimate decline of passion in the thematic bromance and its predictable evaporation.

It is our prediction that, shortly after the crowning of the Orange monarch, the heartbreaking dissolution of the subject bromance will take place, The pheromones of “Musk” are essentially short-lived and ephemeral.

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