The “Orange Plague,” presently ravaging the Nation, is notably similar in toxicity to the 14th-century European “Black Plague,” but. nevertheless, distinguishable from the latter by its absence of a known organic (i.e., bacterial) etiology. Analogous in its facility of infection, its advent is generally observed to have had its proximate occurrence simultaneously with the public release of the movie, “Dumb and Dumber,” and most impactfully in response to a low grade television game show, “The Apprentice.” The latter, hosted by the real estate grifter, Donald J. Trump, was ultimately recognized as the cause and metastasis of the thematic disease.
The thematic, infectious disease is bizarrely, albeit, uniformly, manifested by a mental condition popularly described as “brainfog,” substantially disturbing the individual capacity to exercise availoable reason and substituting in its place, an aberrant and irressitable tendency to support irrational, paranoid ideations. The ubiquitous brain fog initiates pernicious infection, perpetuating ubiquitous beliefs in the existence of ubiquitous sub-rosa conspiracies, factually promotes fraternity and feelings of kinship with others identically afflicted, and promotes antipathy for uninfected citizens stubbornly and eternally clinging to their faith in factual reality.
Such symptoms are inarguably injurious to established society, manifesting their greatest harm in the symptomatic practice of unfettered belief and ardent promotion of the articulated delusional policies promoted by the dynamic lunacy of an ersatz Orange “Sorcerer.” The latter human “Biohazard” is justifiably owed exclusive credit as the egregious source and empirical dynamics of the toxic transmission of the subject disease, functionally and effectively analogous to the memorable “Typhoid Annie,” in its empirical attribution to the cosmetically tanned, orange hair-dyed, shifty-eyed. egocentric, President and publically declared, “would-be” “Dictator,” Donald J. Trump.
Such dystopic behavior has impactfully interfered with the Nation’s history-long international friendships converting loyal allies to enemies; traditional international opponents to be confusedly morphed into conversant friends, an excellent national economy, sadly downgraded to conditions of inflation and excessive consumer prices, national secrets treasonously revealed to potential enemies, health and societal safety, severely hobbled, established law and order, atavisticly and self-interestedly bypassed, education and free speech constricted by un-democratic censorship and quasi-religious strictures, and democratically definitional elections, slanted and deemed unreliable.
The toxic National circus plays on, perversely orchestrated and approved by the infectious orange-haired ringmaster, exemplified by his selection of a Presidential cabinet, whose provenance includes a head of security with personal ties to our inveterate enemies, a health secretary who principally opposes modern responses to illness, such as vaccination, pasteurized milk, and fluoridated water, an alcoholic head of the Nation’s armed forces with scant military experience and large body tattoos representing ardent support for White Christian Nationalist Militias, an Attorney General whose loyalty is , inappropriately directed to the Orange President, instead of the American people and who, as directed by him, demands ubiquitious “political retribution, an Education Secretary of Education whose enlightenment is limited to the business of professional wrestling, a Secretary of Immigration who is an announced, dedicated xenophobe and other “Mad-Hatter” and side show monstrosities to, somehow, guide the Nation. The traditional mainstream American citizen has unwittingly and unjustly fallen ill to a consignment of incompetent, cynical mismanagement for an unjust, unhealthy, four-year disability.
His undeserved and uncalled for suffering and disillusion can only be assuaged by his own continuing to hope and express himself by democratically-based behavior and beliefs, with the predictably, empirical hope that in a few years, he will accrue the opportunity to reprise the Nation’s traditional health and its rightful colors to the traditional, red, white and blue, of government responsibility and citizen participation, from the present orange disabilitry and ugly blemish on its laudable tradition.
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