We have been responsibly obliged, by current events to comment on the ubiquitous amplitude of the villainy and abominable behavior of Donald Trump, in and out of office. Notwithstanding the empirical veracity of such observations, our sense of editorial balance urges us to render him credit for his many vasried innovative and creative accomplishments; independently “breaking new ground” as a singular American Chief Executive. Trump’s cutting edge, creative activities have given birth to a cornucopia of superceding perceptions of the American Presidency, such as have not seen in the Nation’s almost two centuries since its foundation. Such admirable governmental innovations are ubiquitously diverse and conceivably too numerous to cite in a mini=essay, however, we will endeavor to furnish an instructive and faithfully representative selection:
(1) No other president in almost two centuries of the Nation’s history has publically advertised to the American public the sale of sneakers and wristwatches.
(2) No other president has ever been romantically infatuated with the leader of the Nation’s extant adversaries, like Putin and Xi Jinping. Was King George ever an amorata of George Washington, or FDR a romantic suitor of Hirohito or Adolph Hitler?
(3) No other president in American History has been determined to guilty of sexual crimes by a Judge and Jury.
(4) Until the advent of the Trump Presidency, no prior president has been innovative enough to eschew the Constitution and conveniently ignore the Rule of Law and the established societal Moral Compass.
(5) No other American president has ever declared to the American public his intention to be a “dictator.”
(6) No other President has had the imagination to challenge the results of an American election nor, relevantly sponsor an insurrection against the Nation’s Capitol;
(7) No previous President to date has ever decreed a course of governmental “retribution” for his political opponents.
(8) No previous American president has engaged a non-elected civilian as a partner or co-president to share in the determination of governmental policy.
(9) No prior president has elected to cruelly and inhumanely slander and mistreat immigrants (even though it is notable that all three of his marriages have been to foreign immigrants).
(10) Donald Trump is the only president who singularly and unashamedly declared to the citizens of our Democratic Republic his desire to acquire the ownership of other sovereignties, viz., Greenland, Panama, and Canada.
In empirical reality, there is a veritably overfull dumpster of like Trump innovations and representative demonstrations of his singular talent for creative and uniquely ground-breaking capability; however, it is felt that the foregoing ten (10) listed items should suffice to sufficiently instruct potential critics of the verisimilitude of his understated merit.
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