A virtual tsunami of substantive criticism has been expressed amply revealing the ubiquitous nature of the immoral, incompetent, and inappropriate performance of the Presidency of Donald J. Trump; inclusive of a notable and rare official record of felonious criminality. Trump has inarguably demonstrated meretricious, bizarre, and improper conduct, such that no historical predecessor, however nuanced, can be perceived as his comparative.
In our view, sufficient has been written in exemplification of Trump’s lack of moral compass, neurotic egocentrism, and his principled danger to our constitutional Democratic Republic. Yet, there is a singularly identified, and starkly inappropriate feature of his persona that, conceivably, could not be imaginatively created. by the abstruse genius of Franz Kafka or the child-like fantasy of Lewis Carroll. Contextually stated such bizarrely inappropriate and shameless feature is his perverted use of America’s Oval Office as a retail sales market.
It is public knowledge, that despite the empirical, impact, and historical significance of the Office of the American Presidency, Trump’s bizarre persona has, shamelessly, and inappropriately guided him to, unapologetically, inappropriately, and egregiously, hawk merchandise to the American consumer,. What could be less acceptable than the conceit of the Chief Executive of the United States, from his August, politically and historically August perch, to shamefully, in the analogous manner of a retail supermarket, publically advertise and conduct the commercial enterprise of retail merchandising?
The shocking and undeniable record shows that President Trump has publically offered for sale, items of merchandise, including, MAGA blankets, Coffee, Makers, Vodtka, Steaks, Bling Clutch Bags, Bibles, Wristwatches, gold colored sneakers, guitars, and a veritable cornucopia of “junk” items. [in addition to tactically and profitably, using his hotels, golf courses, and business establishments to enrich his coffers by multiple violations of the “Emolument Clause” of the Constitution.
Residing in his impenetrable and schizophrenic bubble, the orange-haired, smiling hazmat, sees, as his singular aspiration, the acquisition of wealth and perceived admiration; regardless of principle, moral, or professional. It has been a moral travesty, that he has the irrational assurance, regardless of the bizarre or despicable nature of his actions and pronounced statements, that his impactful number of America’s insufficiently educated and poorly informed, populists will not fail to ratify.
Were we invited to engage in bizarre and highly irrational ideation, we would posit the following analogous and fictional conceptions for rational consideration: President Monroe offering bungalows for sale in Boca Raton, Florida, Theodore Roosevelt, selling camping jackknives, or George Bush Sr. offering tailored jeans for sale?.
The salutary end of Donald Trump’s inappropriate and unprincipled term in office, will, mercifully, permit him sufficient time and franchise to build a magnificent, personally profitable, and gratifying shopping mall, The Nation and its democracy will be existentially safer and better off, when his efforts are limited to the world of selling useless merchandise on a full time and exclusive basis,
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