Blogpost # M.15 “BABY SEYMOUR’S” RITE OF PASSAGE(An ethnic pliny parody, based on the film score of “Casablanca.”) [N.B.: To be read using the melody of “As Time Goes By.”]

You must remember this,
A bris is just a bris
A “Sy” is just a “Sy”
There’ll be a savory breakfast,
Bagels, lox, or matzo brie.

It’s still the same old story,
To strive for ritual glory
On that, you can rely
Commencing with this elemental fete,
“As time goes by.”
-p.