There is little doubt that this year, a unique Nobel Prize in Evolutionary Anthropology will be awarded to the three-person collaborative team of Drs. R.U Cuming (U.S.A.), Jono Say (Philippines), and C.U. Incourt (British Colombia), for their original research and discovery of the “Paradox Aura.” Their breakthrough study will shortly appear in The “Journal of American Medicine” (JAMA), “Lancet,” and “Mechanics Illustrated.” After seven years of diligent study, the celebrated team has discovered a physical, external feature, referable to the multi-nuanced persona of Homo sapiens, previously, unseen and unknown.
The subject feature has a nuanced chemistry, causing it to hover, albeit, blind to the unassisted human eye, several centimeters above the human cranium, persistently, regardless of movement, haircuts, or head covering. Despite the fact that the investigating team found, after many failed experiments, that it was invisible to the unassisted human eye, it was barely but definitely, discernable by intimate exposure to the light of Northern forest fireflies and, slightly palpable after thirty minutes of exposure to an excited electric eel. This newly discovered human feature seems, clinically to initiate its appearance at age ten and has the potential to abide with the individual for the balance of his life. The earthshaking discovery was prompted by a passing review of the early, historical “science” of phrenology. The latter (disproven) analytic theory held that brain areas have localized, or specific, functions that could be discovered by nodules on the head.
The brilliant, soon-to-be, Nobel Laureates discovered the world-changing, fixed-in-place, but ethereal, feature, was scientifically classified by them as “The Paradox Aura” The observed function of the phenomenon, empirically, is to act as an influence in the determinations of the individual, as an overriding check on reason or rational thought. It is inferred (subject to further study) that those individuals with denser auras have the unique facility to completely, bypass any hapless effort at reason and to, facilely, espouse non-factual observations and far-flung conspiratorial ideations; apparently, of a measure of popular use in the contested context of contemporary politics..
The subject, scientific, objective, and non-partisan inquiry, by the three innovative scientists, was effectively demonstrated by their objective and impartial inquiry, into the scientific causation of the “Paradox” phenomenon which was demonstrated to instructively, account for the remarkably, large number of loyal Trump supporters, despite his multiple criminal indictments and 91 major criminal charges. The full extent of the overriding effect of their respective auras would also explain their bizarre avoidance of the rational consideration, that life under an autocracy could conceivably, be unbearable.
An international demonstration of the egregious effect of the newly discovered, “Paradox Aura” is evinced by the large hordes of militant, Arabic protestors raging against an anticipated retaliatory action against Hamas; the latter, silent or possibly, compliant with the horrific, unprovoked, and inhuman attack against Israel, which included the killing of Jewish citizens, butchering of infants, burning of homes containing live Israelis, raping women and kidnapping children, mothers, and grandparents. This Dark Ages event, or, contemporary Middle East pogrom, cannot be fully evaluated without consideration, of the newly discovered dynamic that the egregious aura, when confronted by a sufficient and salubrious period of liberal arts education, regularly and prophylactically, administered between childhood and maturity, vanishes on a permanent basis.
We, anxiously and impatiently, look forward to the exigent award of a Nobel Prize, for the discovery of a scientifically, effective method for the National promotion and personal inducement of the elimination of illiteracy and the promotion of education and thereby, the consequent elimination of the “Paradox Aura” and the (universal) reinstatement and increase of reason and empathic humanism.
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