We assume that the reader, is sufficiently aware of the many and varied instances certifying the unfit and inappropriate nature of the impending nomination of Donald Trump to stand for a second attempt at American governance. The former President’s four-year, twice impeached term, as publically known, was exemplified by the irrefutable demonstration of his incapability, ignorance, egocentric world perception, perverse lack of morality or scintilla of societal moral compass, and miscreant behavior, resulting in 91 criminal indictments to date with thirty-four adjudications of guilt, including bribery to criminally obtain the secrecy of his brisk commerce with call girls. He has been shown to conspire with autocratic heads of State, the latter being enemies of the United States, purloining of top secret documents, voter interference, including his denial of his loss in the Biden election and orchestrating a violent insurrection against the government, voter interference, tax fraud, and ubiquitous deceit, unconstitutionally and illegally profiting from the Presidential Office and other miscreant acts.
However, the empirical absurdity of yet, again, entrusting to Trump the piloting of the American Ship of State, in addition to the rational consideration of his unuitability, is totally and empirically absurd. Would the reader choose to engage the professional services of Whitehall’s “Jack the Ripper,” for his daughter’s surgical procedure? Of John Dillinger to be employed as a bank guard? Of a diagnosed pyromaniac to be Fire Marshal?
It is a matter of public record that Donald Trump has declared his intention to scrap the United States Constitution, terminate all present public service employees and replace them with Trump acolytes, halt immigration, dispense with government health, welfare, and safety regulations, eliminate the Education Department, control the Justice Department, eliminate immigration, employ the military in his quest for revenge and “retribution” against his political opponents; make permanent the criminality of abortion, and promote book and curriculum censorship.
Most striking and nightmarish, is his declaration, if elected, to end our Nation’s constitutional form of government, and absurdly end the office of citizen-elected Presidency, (for which he is neurotically desirous of attainment) consistent with his public declarations of his intention to be a “dictator,” The latter statement of such outrageous intention, in addition to being shocking, and determinative of any voter’s choice, may well be the singular instance in which this miscreant, typified by his serial mendacity has spoken reliably. The patent absurdity of this egomaniac to promise the elimination of the Presidency, to which office he passionsately aspires, is patently and bizarrely, absurd.
In the possibly, horrificragic event that this orange, ego-inspired, pathological ogre is somehow elected, in keeping with the absurdity of that reality, we would consistent with such absurdity, undertake to mandate, for the period of his four-year term, a lunch consisting of a garlic bread sandwich, with grape jelly, liverwurst, blue cheese, and chunky peanut butter.
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